Tuesday, April 5, 2011
It's The Wild West In Here!
I seen good apps shot dead in there first weeks. Maybe its because they didn’t now how to get the word out that they was comin’ to town. I also know that there be folks playin’ a hand with an ace up their sleeves too! Cheats, snake oils sales men looking lookin’ to steal you customers by speakin’ ill of ya on your reviews page. They do it without even trying your app out. WHY? They do it to convince people that your apps no good, even if it is. You’ll know its when it’s them they write lies on your reviews. Nobody else knows they are lies but you. But what can you do? Ya can’t complain to the Sheriff Jobs. You see, the sheriff, he don’t, maybe cant, regulate all these crooks. The know it too. Tey do all sorts of foul play in the open daylight. Sometimes buy their way to a top ten spot simply by gifting hundreds of apps to friends. Its not illegal to do it, but it aint an honest way to make a livin’ either. Heck there ain’t much law here anyhow no matter how decent you try to be.
I came to this here land to make a new start for myself. I wasn’t all that naive, but I will admit that I did think that there would be some law. Something that would make me feel like I could raise my kin in these here lands without the worry of bandits hijackin’ me at every turn.
You see if your competition thinks that you have claim of land thats got gold on it they will do what ever they can to run you off your land. Thats just the way the Wild West is...
Just hold tight Pilgrim. Do updates often. Address all the concerns you can. Get your beloved happy customers to review you newest updates often. Be the best gold miner you can be, because these hooded varmints who try to hamstring you can’t stay around for long. The only reason they take shots at you is because the curs are scared of you. Scared of who you are, and what you bring to the table. So cowboy up Pilgrim, and show those lilly nannies what true grit is all about!